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Texas Joke - 4/18/2005 10:50:32 PM

05LandRover

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a couple years ago, the united states issued a survey to all 50 states and American Territories. it was a survey as to what each state's drivers say when they are about to get into a wreck.

all of the states something along the lines of oh ****, damn, hell, why me? ...etc.

however, in the Lone Star State, it was found that the before a wreck, the driver said...

"watch this ****, hold my beer!"

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RE: Texas Joke - 4/28/2005 2:16:38 AM

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DAMN TEXICANS!!!

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RE: Texas Joke - 4/28/2005 12:34:07 PM

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remember the alamo

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RE: Texas Joke - 4/28/2005 2:57:47 PM

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I forget, who won @ the Alamo

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RE: Texas Joke - 4/28/2005 4:28:37 PM

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hey now mr. mom, when was utah ever its own country? our attack at the alamo was no different from the world trade center except we knew they were coming and we were way outnumbered. when are you oging to get a job and win the bread for your family? nah, just playing, i'd rather not work too. too bad i am in debt

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RE: Texas Joke - 4/29/2005 3:26:21 PM

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i had a gf that moved to texas..and it was nice being able to drink in the car..when i wasnt driving, of course..

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RE: Texas Joke - 4/29/2005 7:41:09 PM

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i don't really care much for alcohol. for one reason, i am 18. another, i just don't think it is worth it when it really isn't that much fun. i have a friend who brought some whiskey and coke to my house one time and it was ok, but i didn't like it much. i have never been drunk and don't want to ever be drunk

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RE: Texas Joke - 5/1/2005 11:39:56 AM

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Hey James (05 land rover), Are you kidding me? Utah is still it's own country! In fact it is it's own world. The "Holier than thou" Mormons are the biggest religious "biggots" you can imagine. Don't even get me started on the liqour laws here. If it weren't so damn beautiful here I'd be gone in a minute. If you can learn to block out the BS (as I have) It is wonderful here ! Ck. the photo. We are the little house on the left see it? No really, we're up there but you can't see the house, but our back neighbor is the National Forest. How could you not love it here? Oh, and I do make money for family! I just printed some up yesterday. LOL Fun jabbin' at cha

Take 'er easy! -Tom.

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RE: Texas Joke - 5/1/2005 11:39:42 PM

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Oh, and I do make money for family! I just printed some up yesterday. LOL Fun jabbin' at cha Take 'er easy! -Tom.

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yeah, can you show me how to print some money? lol

you know i was just playing. i not an a-hole on this website, usually on Anything Cars i am. however, people have been talking a lot of crap of me on there lately, i don't really care though. losers with more time on their hands to talk crap about people hiding behind a keyboard. most of them live within 20 miles of me though. they can't hide too long. lol

that is an awesome picture.

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RE: Texas Joke - 5/2/2005 5:31:55 AM

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Yes James I know you were kidding. Thats 'cuz I'm a real fart smeller ...oh.. aaaa... smart fella.

Believe me I can smell an assh*le a mile away! ..... wait that didn't sound right either.

I'm Quiting while I'm BEHIND.............damn.

p.s. Thanks for the compliment on the photo of our hillside. Oh, that white stuff?..............snow