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tata -> Tata (4/13/2008 2:24:14 PM)
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As the owner of many inferior British vehicles, you may be aware of and very much pleased by, Tata has taken over land rover. This is very good news for you as the owner of many of these inferior British vehicles as we will be offering many upgrades to fix the many many problems in these inferior British vehicles and be bringing them up to our fine Indian and Tata standards. As a token of our commitment to you, the newest of Tata owners we will be sending you new Tata decals to replace the shameful mark of British incompetence land rover decals. Please when you receive these new Tata decals replace and send us the old land rover decals to be destroyed, Thank You very much please. You will also be very much pleased to hear the land rover defender has been renamed the Tata Sacred Cow.
We will be also recommending that you please remove your inferior British vehicles from the road and park them in your yard until they can safely be upgraded to our fine standards of Tata of India Thank you very much again please.
If you have any question please contact our Tata customer service at tata.customer.service@live.com.
Thank You very much and may Ganeesha bless you and all your fine Tata's,
Tata Customer Service
New Delhi, India
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