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Semi Clean Joke... - 2/11/2005 12:25:20 PM

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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RE: Semi Clean Joke... - 2/11/2005 2:00:51 PM

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Someone will have to explain that one to me..

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RE: Semi Clean Joke... - 2/12/2005 1:47:19 AM

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son of a beech... peice of ash... pecker...

dont think of actual words, just what they sound like.

silly birts.

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